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Saturday, July 23, 2005
Quick Hits Some quick hits from my browsing at iWon, where I still hope I will win the million bucks or whatever they have left to award:
Irony Alert A murder victim and DNA evidence on the scene, but the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports on a lack of progress with unintentional irony:
That list has been compiled with the help of DNA evidence, found at the scene, that has been compared with voluntary DNA submissions from "people of interest," said Mike Sheeley, a master sergeant with the Illinois State Police. About 30 people have been cleared after giving DNA samples at the request of authorities, he said. It's one example of how the science of DNA is helping to solve crimes that aren't easily solved - including crimes in a village surrounded by corn fields. Now, 30 "persons of interest"--that is, suspects without the presumption of innocence--have now logged their most personal essence permanently within the law enforcement machine for nothing but for the right to be not suspected of a crime they didn't commit. And the killer remains at large. Perhaps if we had a nationwide database of all DNA, excised from birth. But we'd also have the same, or better, crime closure rate if the state merely implanted us with chips at birth. Somewhere where we can't pull them out before committing crimes, like in the brain. A matter of degree, not kind, my friends. And we're giving up the kind rather easily. Friday, July 22, 2005
Book Report: Borderline by Gerry Boyle (1998) I picked up this book from my to-read shelves for two reasons:
The book chronicles a freelance writer, former New York Times reporter (not that there's anything wrong with that), who is working on a travel story following Benedict Arnold's march and assault on Quebec when he finds a mystery. A man has stepped off of a bus at a rest stop in a small Maine town and didn't get back on. Jack McMorrow's curiosity is piqued, and when he finds the man was travelling under a false name and paid for his ticket with a bad check, his big city reporter instincts take over. So McMorrow investigates this possible crime amid his paying job, an article that follows the path of Arnold's march on Quebec and ultimate rebuff at the hands of the English at Quebec. As he meanders through his investigation, the police don't believe him, and actually offer to set him up for a crime to get him out of their small town. As such, this book has a very Existential subcurrent running through it; McMorrow's connection to history, personal life, and alienation from the professional law enforcement led me to think of it in those terms before the author/main character invoked the names of Camus and Sartre. So I related to the character in a way I hadn't before, and I didn't mind so much the slow pace of the book or the ultimately less-than-climactic resolution. I won't dodge Boyle's work in the future, and I might even spend a couple bucks on further hardbacks in this series. I'm wonder, though, whether prolonged exposure to the book's pacing and its ultimately only slightly heroic main character might wear upon me. More Fun With Juxtaposition, Courtesy AP AP illustrates the fun one can have with juxtaposition, especially when it's a non sequitur:
Hours after Rice left the city, witnesses said an explosion rocked a busy street of restaurants and bars in a Christian neighborhood of Beirut. "We would like to see the day when there are good neighborly relations between Syria and Lebanon based on mutual respect and equality," Rice said at a joint news conference with Lebanese Prime Minister-designate Foud Saniora earlier in the day. That Will Play Well In The Middle East Here's an AP account of this morning's shooting in the London underground:
Police screamed at passengers to evacuate and are thought to have shot the suspect as he stumbled on to a train. Alarmed onlookers said they saw up to 10 plain-clothed officers chasing an Asian-looking man before opening fire. Metropolitan Police chief Sir Ian Blair said the shooting was "directly linked" to ongoing anti-terrorist invetigations in the capital. He said the man had failed to comply with instructions from police before he was shot dead. Property Rights Hit Again; "And Stay Down!" Citizens Cry Pluck Big Bird from chimney, Greendale orders:
Trustees voted unanimously this week to deny the special use permit application of artist Al Emmons, who with his family created the chimney ornamentation through their company, Creative Construction of Wisconsin Inc., for the home at 5595-97 Bluebird Court.
Situations like this underline how few rights you have ceded as a property owner, citizen. If the neighbors don't like what you want to do with your property, you cannot do it:
But once again, when you begin ceding your rights about what you can and can't do with your property, you won't stop. You cannot decorate as you want, then you cannot smoke in your home or shop, and then you won't be allowed to drink soda or eat fast food there (in case The Children would get fat because you do). There's no line that divides one prohibition from the next, no principle which would preclude the other, regardless of how one rationalizes. Hence, we should Save Blue Bird! (Submitted to Outside the Beltway's Traffic Jam.) MfBJN: Unrecognized Civil Liberties Chicken Little (CLCL), Squawking? Michelle Malkin claims some exclusive insight, exclusively for the registration-only New York Post about New York's random backpack searches in the subway system. I squawk here about my concerns, gentle reader, because the searches will become ineffective as suicide bombers subject to search blow themselves up at the turnstiles instead of on trains. Nah, the chicken little hawks ("I'm a chicken little hawk. Are you a chicken little?") think, that won't happen. Checkpoints are never targets in the Middle East, ainna? Thursday, July 21, 2005
The Wages of Campaign Finance Reform Over at Draft Matt Blunt 2008, I take to task a Columbia Tribune columnist who defends state employees--in this case, Medicaid caseworkers--who tell recipients of state aid to call their legislators to demand more aid. This is the face of the future with strict finance reform. "Merit"-based state employees with vested interest in expanding their budgets and power can speak to potential voters who have a specific interest in one set of public policies. And you, citizen, cannot. A Few Good Half-Lives What is the half-life of A Few Good Men? At least 13 years, as these fellows recreate the courtroom scene using Half Life 2. Memo to Magazine Circulation Departments To questions for you, largely rhetorical since you're megalithic corporate entities swaddled in corporate procedure and disregard for individual customers:
Post-Dispatch Columnist: Keen Insight Into Own Stereotype of Opposition Sylvester Brown digs shallowly into his knowledge of Bush supporters to explain why we're delusional in his column today, "Isn’t it time we accepted the truth about Bush?":
"Who you gonna believe — me or your lying eyes?" the man asked. While listening to the comedy routine recently, I finally figured out why President George W. Bush has managed to deflect scrutiny and backlash for his actions. Most Americans, it seems, look upon Bush like starry-eyed lovers. No matter what he's done or what's happened on his watch, most refuse to see their "man's" reckless behavior for what it is.
(Submitted to the Outside the Beltway Traffic Jam.) What We Have Here Is A Failure To Imaginate DC officials have a rather silly idea about how to deal with potential suicide bombers in the Metro stations: random backpack searches:
No decision has been made on the idea for the city's 106-mile Metrorail system, and the logistics would be difficult. But “it would be another tool in our security toolbox,” says Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein.
At worst, these measures will be ineffective or even more dangerous than the current situation, and at best will only send the bad guys to blow something else up. But at least the Washington Metropolitan Transit Authority will have done something!!! UPDATE: As a story seen on Outside the Beltway indicates, New York will begin random searches. I hate to be the first cop to try to search a suicide bomber. San Francisco's Right to Riot Cinnamon Stillwell takes a look at the "protest" environment in San Francisco, where criminal miscreants have the right to vandalize and commit mayhem and police are sued for everything but getting their skulls fractured by rioters (but attorneys are still looking into that). Mark Their Words Cigarette tax just the start, some say:
Department of Revenue officials disputed that speculation, saying they would pursue only online cigarette customers. So how much have you bought from Amazon in 10 years? Plus interest, thanks. Not All New Positions Are Executive Level St. Louis Post-Dispatch insightful report: Low-pay jobs outgrow high-pay positions!
Eric Mink: Late to the Rove Scandal Hard-hitting, easy- (if at all) thinking Eric Mink weighs in on Karl Rove:
New motto suggestion for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch: Commentary on the news for the people who don't care or pay attention by people who don't care or pay attention! UPDATE: McGehee illustrates that Mink might be just in time. Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Book Report: Desperately Seeking Susan by Susan Dworkin (1985) I bought this book at a garage sale in my old eBay days. When cleaning out the backstock of those old books, I decided to add it to my personal library since I've never seen the movie, but I was kind of familiar with the plot. So I read it. What do you want? It's the novelization of a romantic comedy about Baby Boomers being New Wave in the middle 1980s. Man, they actually used to novelize those things. Now, that tradition is only upheld for books that geeks and fanboys will buy. Roberta, an aging (26!) and disenchanted suburban housewife, lives vicariously through the personal ads, particularly a series of ads wherein a man desperately seeks Susan. When she follows the directions to one of Susan's rendezvous, Roberta becomes more immersed in Susan's life than in her own. I took two things away from this book:
eBay Changes Rules to Benefit Community; By Coincidence, Also Results in Additional Revenue for eBay eBay tightens rules for sellers:
Sellers' practice of restricting PayPal payment methods "was creating a bad buyer experience," said PayPal spokeswoman Amanda Pires. "It would be like walking into the grocery store and filling up your cart, getting to the check stand with your credit card and being told sorry, even after you saw the credit card logo outside the store." Under PayPal rules, sellers can accept payment through bank transfers or PayPal balances for free. But sellers in the United States who accept credit card payments are charged between 1.9 percent and 2.9 percent of the value of the transaction, based on volume. Pires sought to quell concerns that eBay was tightening the restrictions merely to boost PayPal's fee collections. "We got a lot of community feedback, which is why we're changing this," Pires said. "And it was a very small percentage of sellers who were doing this." Community that, eBay. New York Times Condemns Activist Judiciary In perhaps a great case of Laphamization, the New York Times is lamenting judicial activism before the judge is even confirmed:
Only when it's wielded by judges of whom the New York Tomes disapproves, apparently. (Link seen on Michelle Malkin.) Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Presented as Straight News Survey: 25,000 civilians killed in Iraq war:
The Iraq Body Count -- a London-based group comprising academics and human rights and anti-war activists -- said on Tuesday that 24,865 civilians had died between March 20, 2003 and March 19, 2005. [Emphasis mine]
"But if journalism is the first draft of history, then this dossier may claim to be an early historical analysis of the military intervention's known human costs."
"We welcome the attention given by this report to Iraqi victims of violence but we consider that it is mistaken in claiming that the plague of terrorism has killed fewer Iraqis than the multinational forces," said the prime minister's office, citing recent terror strikes, including the Musayyib bombing that killed nearly 100 people on Saturday. "The international forces try to avoid civilian casualties, whereas the terrorists target civilians and try to kill as many of them as they can." Brian J. Kills the Small Talk Them: How is Heather? Me: I'm sorry, HIPAA regulations prohibit me from sharing medical information about my wife with a third party. A Real Estate Challenge The Noggles Share Where to put the books:
So that's what Thomas and Katherine Cole needed when they moved to New York. Mr. Cole, 71, who retired five years ago as a classics professor at Yale University, likes working from home, which means having on hand the thousands of reference works he might need. (He is writing a literary study of Ovid.) When Scienceocrats Attack! A new study questions whether conversion of corn into ethanol actually expends more energy than it stores. When confronted with contrary data, modern scienceocrats do the obvious: they attack the study on merits other than scientific:
"It discourages me," said Martha Schlicher, director of the research center. "People tend to remember negative news instead of becoming educated in what may not be as interesting. I worry that in a time so critical for energy security and the environment that this detracts from getting accurate information to consumers."
Allow me to quickly consolidate the new, revised, and more better Twenty-First Century Scientific Method
Monday, July 18, 2005
Book Report: Ring of Truth by Nancy Pickard (2001) I inherited this book from my aunt, which explains why I've read a chickthrilla. That in itself lends itself to some interesting contrasts with the crime fiction I tend to read, where every protagonist has a shot in an equal fight with amateur bad guys. Here, the protagonist is a foot shorter and a hundred pounds lighter than commone adversaries. Weird. This book revolves around a true crime writer who has put to bed a book on a south Florida crime of passion. A minister who has argued against the death penalty has been convicted of killing his wife to cover up an affair or to be with his lover. Coincidentally, he's now on death row in the next cell from the inmate whose cause the minister championed. But as she sends the book off, the narrator has some niggling doubts about the crimes, and she investigates a little more. The book intersperses chapters of the fictional true crime book with current thoughts of the true crime author/sleuth, Marie Lightfoot. It struck me as odd that the chapters of the book are all in third person past tense, but the current investigations are in the first person present. I mean, that's just weird. I'm sure the author (Pickard, the real author) used the conceit to differentiate the fictional book from the real fictional book, er, story. It's more jarring than it needs to be, though, and I could have done without it. Overall, it's a serviceable book with an interesting plot but with an ending and whodunit resolution that seems sudden, but part of that's the function of the first part of the book including a higher portion of fictional chapters from the true crime book, which presents the story as it's thought to be, and the last part of the book includes a higher portion of contemporary investigation of the fictional author. I don't regret reading it, unlike some books with which I have burdened myself of late, but I won't actively seek out other works in Pickard's Marie Lightfoot or Jenny McCain series on the basis of this exposure. Dilemma Brett Favre could easily win election to anything in Wisconsin. But how would I feel if he were to run as a Democrat, like Heath Shuler? It's too depressing to speculate. Libertarians Tear Hair Out In Missouri Nudity or lap dances in strip clubs? Now illegal!
The Missouri chapter of Adult Club Executives plans to seek an injunction next week against the law, scheduled to take effect Aug. 28, said Kansas City attorney Richard Bryant, who represents the group. The legislation, signed Wednesday by Gov. Matt Blunt, would prohibit customers and employees younger than 21 at strip clubs. It also would ban nudity and require seminude employees to remain at least 10 feet away from customers and behind a 2-foot-high railing. The bill would prohibit employees from touching customers.
A law signed by Gov. Matt Blunt will allow patrons to stroll in and out of restaurants and bars without dumping their alcoholic beverages. Kansas City officials are reworking the city's alcohol ordinance to make it conform with the state's law. |
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