Musings from Brian J. Noggle
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Saturday, November 08, 2003
Meanwhile, Back In Eden A peaceful, frolicking lion in the Dickerson Park Zoo in Springfield, Missouri, kills the female lion that shared its cage. It's the circle of life, it's the wheel of fortune, and the lioness landed on Bankrupt. These are the animals to whose level some in our society would like to return. Friday, November 07, 2003
PSA from MfBJ Apparently I am the #10 Google hit for heroin warning signs. Why would anyone think that? Thursday, November 06, 2003
Litany Looks like there's a whole book on poor governance that pillages American citizens. FoxNews.com has a story from the author of Mugged By The State: Outrageous Government Assaults On Ordinary People And Their Property ( christmasList.add(book) ).Read it and weep. Clinton Says Appease North Korea....make our children pay for our perfidy. Thanks, bud. Go back to private life now, and keep your bad ideas--which didn't work so well when you implemented them--to yourself. (Link seen on Drudge.) Hope for Skinny People Everywhere Scientists on way to developing obesity pill (Link seen on Drudge.) Proud to Fly American Apparently, there's some feel-good story circulating that tells of how ordinary people supported soldiers on leave by giving up their seats on flights out of BWI to the traveling soldiers. Hmm. Here's the story, according to Snopes:
I hope that you will spare me a few minutes of your time to tell you about something that I saw on Monday, October 27. I had been attending a conference in Annapolis and was coming home on Sunday. As you may recall, Los Angeles International Airport was closed on Sunday, October 26, because of the fires that affected air traffic control. Accordingly, my flight, and many others, were canceled and I wound up spending a night in Baltimore. My story begins the next day. When I went to check in at the United counter Monday morning I saw a lot of soldiers home from Iraq. Most were very young and all had on their desert camouflage uniforms. This was as change from earlier, when they had to buy civilian clothes in Kuwait to fly home. It was a visible reminder that we are in a war. It probably was pretty close to what train terminals were like in World War II. Many people were stopping the troops to talk to them, asking them questions in the Starbucks line or just saying "Welcome Home." In addition to all the flights that had been canceled on Sunday, the weather was terrible in Baltimore and the flights were backed up. So, there were a lot of unhappy people in the terminal trying to get home, but nobody that I saw gave the soldiers a bad time. By the afternoon, one plane to Denver had been delayed several hours. United personnel kept asking for volunteers to give up their seats and take another flight. They weren't getting many takers. Finally, a United spokeswoman got on the PA and said this, "Folks. As you can see, there are a lot of soldiers in the waiting area. They only have 14 days of leave and we're trying to get them where they need to go without spending any more time in an airport then they have to. We sold them all tickets, knowing we would oversell the flight. If we can, we want to get them all on this flight. We want all the soldiers to know that we respect what you're doing, we are here for you and we love you." At that, the entire terminal of cranky, tired, travel-weary people, a cross-section of America, broke into sustained and heart-felt applause. The soldiers looked surprised and very modest. Most of them just looked at their boots. Many of us were wiping away tears. And, yes, people lined up to take the later flight and all the soldiers went to Denver on that flight. That little moment made me proud to be an American, and also told me why we will win this war. If you want to send my little story on to your friends and family, feel free. This is not some urban legend. I was there, I was part of it, I saw it happen.
We, a failing corporation in a failing industry now offer some shoddy customer service; as we, said failing corporation, have overbooked the flight to maximize our corporate revenue at the expense of the convenience of our customers, now ask you to give up your tickets to our customers because we American citizens all want to support our troops, right? What a cynical, manipulative bunch of hooey. I Feel Pretty Tiny Little Librarian has led me to the following realization: You are the Girl Next Door. You're the sweet one. The quiet one. The one that he doesn't realize he's got until you're gone. What Type Of Retro Gal Are You? brought to you by Quizilla Wednesday, November 05, 2003
All Your Rights Are Belong to the State More property rights hijinks. This time, a man who refused to remove junk from his yard is sentenced to a year in prison. He's completely framing it as a property rights issue, and whereas I dispute the aesthetic appeal of the man's "cause," I have to agree. Trying to force him to remove his unsightly possessions from his property--and then seizing them and selling them at auction-- violates his right to own junk. I mean, raw materials for his art. I really snicker at the judge, though, who said at the sentencing:
"What you've done, sir, in my judgment, has torn at the moral fiber of the community, of the state." Stephenson held up 21 letters from neighbors, complaining about Davis. "You have caused them psychological damage," the judge said. Who Is That Again In his column entitled Tiffany Trips Up: CBS's problems are bigger than "Reagan.", John Fund quotes some member of Congress to flying buttress his argument against CBS, specifically the ill-conceived The Real Beverly Hillbillies:
Come on, as a conservative, you're supposed to bury this seizure, not to quote him as a relevant thinker. Tuesday, November 04, 2003
Re-Elect This Fellow, Stat! In Arizona, a county rented some space for a court, and when it couldn't come to an agreement with the land owner for a lease, it opened up a can of eminent domain and took it over.
Most important right, and it's only in the Constitution indirectly. That oversight will cost us and our children. Makes Perfect Sense This explains why Heather's sultry babe and I am an unshaven slob barricading himself in his office. It's those And Trevor Linden Is Henry Cameron This week, a reader asks John Buccigross:
I never thought I would read a hockey piece with a reference to Howard Roark. If you were to cast the Fountainhead of the late '40s with contemporary actors, whom would you choose? What current hockey player would you have to play Mr. Roark?
Hair the color of an orange rind is so hard to come by, and it's awfully hard to see hair color under the helmets, wot? Monday, November 03, 2003
Which Dictator Am I? Funny you should ask. Kevin at WizBangBlog led me to this self-discovery:
Want To Get Away? Although this guy doesn't care much for winter, I have to tell you, I would trade what he's got for what I have. Eighty degrees in November. I have the windows open and the ceiling fan on. Cripes! It's November, the I don't even have weight in the back of the pickup truck (sans stars-n-bars, Howie). What's the point? It will just get wet when it rains for Christmas. What's a Wisconsinite to do? Momma and Pappa Bear Were Depressed Okay, it's not a quizilla thing, but while I was hanging around on MSN, checking Bill Gates's sofa for hundred thousand dollar bills that might have fallen out of his pockets or from the books in which he uses them as bookmarks, I came across an important headline: Are you among the 19 million depressed? I just had to know! Come along with me, then, as I take the test.
Who Needs John Galt? Whereas a cat named John Galt led me to my soulmate, other Objectivists out there won't be so lucky. Fortunately, there's now a dating service for Ayn Rand fans. (Link seen on VodkaPundit.) Who Will Teach Them Right From Wrong? Here's a sordid story. In New Mexico, a twelve year old (misnomered in the story as a teen) puts some change in the school soda machine and gets two sodas. Woo! He's a hero to his fellow students. When a teacher sees him, teacher says stop that. Student continues. Teacher disciplines student with two days of in-school, whatever that means. And suddenly Rio Rancho, which has nothing to do in the long autumn evenings until cable television reaches their hamlet, talks and talks about this. Here's the school district's story:
But witness poor Mason's trauma:
"It makes me feel very sad that I'm going to be thought as a thief later on in my life," Mason Kisner said. "Heck, I might not get in a good college or get a good job because on my permanent record it will say that when I was a kid, I stole." That someone probably won't be Mason's father, who's too eager to jump into the tantrum:
(Link seen on Fark.) Sunday, November 02, 2003
Signs You Have Too Much Time On Your Lap
Book Review: The Dive from Clausen's Pier by Ann Packer (2002) This particular book is the source of Noggle's Spurious Law X: Never buy a fiction book where the author has included an acknowledgements section. Especially if the author thanks the NEA.. Of course, I bought this book through a book club, so I missed would have missed that anyway. I bought this book based on these factors:
If Ann Packer had confronted me with this sort of thing in a writing workshop, I would have given her the business. Of course, that's why I was hated in writing workshops, fellows, and why I stood pat with the B.A. in Writing-Intensive English. This book shows why I am going to stick to the genre stuff, too. The reader will get a pretty good idea of the scope and nature of the book by the nature of the problem, whether a murder or an invasion from the hordes beyond the mountains. With literary fiction, too often the point or plot is lost in the "nice little moments." Kinda like if a Renoir is lost in the Rossian "happy little trees," if you catch my drift. Criminey, you people are going to think I never read anything I like. I admit, I'm on a bad streak here, but I have several hundred tomes on my To Read shelf. Certainly, I'll like something. Equal time: Here are some other reviews of the book, including one from the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel that fawn all over the piece and validate the NEA awards. Go read them if you want to know what paid people think of the book. It Takes An NGO Buried in this Washington Post story about the now-canceled program by which Army units could disburse seized Iraqi funds to solve immediate problems, we have this nugget of wisdom from some flack who's never worked an honest day in his life:
Perhaps the appropriately named Nutt is a fan of such Top-From-The-Outside solutions that have been so effective in, well, in NGO theory. But those who fix the potholes do more for the people of the country than those who Fix The Country. An Englishman Weighs In Kim du Toit has posted a letter from an Englishman who's becoming an American and wants to buy his first gun. Here's a note to Ozaukee County Sheriff Maury Straub, who is doesn't know anyone who's ever had to protect his or her life with deadly force: Violent crime in the UK is about 4 times higher than in the US. The conclusion I have come to is that's because of guns (I really, really, kept an open mind about the good/bad things about guns). In the adult years I was in England, (18 to 27, a total of 9 years):The writer of this letter never had to protect himself with a gun either because it wasn't an option. Hopefully, soon, in Wisconsin and Missouri it will be. |
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