Musings from Brian J. Noggle: 03/26/2006

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The splash screen for the new Netscape 8.1 browser:

Netscape 8.1 Splash Screen

Logging in? I just started the freaking browser. Is this browser communicating with its mother ship every time I open it?

Yes.

The better to serve me, no doubt.

- posted by Brian J. @ 8:54 PM 2 comments

Grammar Quiz

Hello, readers, it's time for today's Grammar Stumper. See if you can spot what's wrong with this sentence:

Honey, I can't wait until you give birth to our child, because it will be your turn to clean the cat litter for nine months.

That's right, it has a hanging independent clause. Unlike a hanging participle, which merits no sanction other than mockery and perhaps correction, the hanging independent clause is a complete sentence appended to another with a conjunction and that is sometimes punishable by hanging.

Gentle reader, to best avoid the hanging dependent clause and the hanging that might ensue, one should simply discard the dangerous part of the compound sentence:

Honey, I can't wait until you give birth to our child.

See how that simple truncation turns you from grammar goofball to grammar, and sometimes familial, hero.

- posted by Brian J. @ 10:14 PM 2 comments

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006 Privacy Advocates Cringe Silently The splash screen for the new Netscape 8.1 browser: Logging in? I just started the freaking browser. Is this browser communicating with its mother ship every time I open it? Yes. The better to serve me, no doubt. - posted by Brian J. @ 8:54 PM 2 comments Sunday, March 26, 2006 Grammar Quiz Hello, readers, it's time for today's Grammar Stumper. See if you can spot what's wrong with this sentence: Honey, I can't wait until you give birth to our child, because it will be your turn to clean the cat litter for nine months. That's right, it has a hanging independent clause. Unlike a hanging participle, which merits no sanction other than mockery and perhaps correction, the hanging independent clause is a complete sentence appended to another with a conjunction and that is sometimes punishable by hanging. Gentle reader, to best avoid the hanging dependent clause and the hanging that might ensue, one should simply discard the dangerous part of the compound sentence: Honey, I can't wait until you give birth to our child. See how that simple truncation turns you from grammar goofball to grammar, and sometimes familial, hero. - posted by Brian J. @ 10:14 PM 2 comments	To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah." Endorsements "I will." Heather L. Igert, angelweave.mu.nu "Genuis." Neil Steinberg, Chicago Sun-Times "Some wanker." Kim du Toit, on the Noggle Library. "Brian J. Noggle apparently forgot that the proper design for a tin foil beanie calls for the shiny side out." Robb Allen, Sharp as a Marble. "I'm weeping openly right now. Thanks for hurting my feelings, pinhead." Bob Rybarcyzk, St. Louis Post-Dispatch Web Logs Instapundit Protein Wisdom Ace of Spades HQ Wizbang! Outside the Beltway Robert B. 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