Thursday, July 21, 2005
 
Memo to Magazine Circulation Departments
To questions for you, largely rhetorical since you're megalithic corporate entities swaddled in corporate procedure and disregard for individual customers:
  • Why is it that when I am not a subscriber, 12 issues of your magazine cost $10, but when I am a renewing "preferred customer," 12 issues of your magazine cost $36?

  • Doesn't it occur to you that this might explain why I don't freaking renew?

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."