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Saturday, April 02, 2005
Call Europe the Amusement Park Socialismland Pensioner ordered to cut the grass
Paul Mueller, 72, argued he was too old to cut the lawn at the house he shared with daughter Karin and her husband Peter Hoffer. He went to court to get them to take on the job at the house in Bonn, Germany. But the plan backfired when the court ruled that the pensioner should be responsible for cutting the grass. If he fails to do the job, his daughter, 43, is allowed to hire a professional gardener and make the old man pay the bill. An Anatomy of Bad Lawmaking From a story in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch entitled "Chain reaction", we have this illuminating look at poor lawmaking:
The more laws you make, the more lawbreakers, particularly when the laws target trivial misdeeds that many people do without mens rea or particular ill effect. I wonder what our society will be like in twenty years or thirty years when everyone knows that they're already breaking laws....what could one more crime mean? Brief Movie Review: Hostage Starring Bruce Willis Like Die Hard with a kid. If you can watch a child in a Bruce Willis movie crawling through HVAC ducts without saying, "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs," well, you're a more polite movie goer than I. It's different from the book by Robert Crais, but just as good. For what that's worth. A Record To Stand The Ages According to a nugget in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Cardinals slugger Albert Pujols did not strike out in spring training. An almost unheard of occurrence:
If local sportswriters could have it, we know which Cardinal they would elevate to the papacy. I Won't Win The Lottery, Either New pope will hail from cardinals So that puts those of us who are not Catholic and advanced members of the clergy out of the running. I was hoping to be a Cinderella story myself, a dark horse candidate who would bring a sort of everyman's perspective to the papacy. Ah, well, at least I can console myself with my acelibacy. I don't know what's more frightening; that reporters need to write entire eighth-grade-report style stories on succession in the Catholic church, or the idea that some people impacted by this knowledge might not have it. Micromanagement Blagojevich orders pharmacies to sell contraceptives promptly. The Illinois governor also told fast food fry clerks to clean the frier, grocery store utility clerks to restock the bags at the end of the registers, and for the sales clerk at the department store to stop standing around and to straighten her area, for crying out loud she's lucky she has this job with her being late three times this year and calling in once every three weeks. UPDATE: Furthermore, Blagojevich ordered pharmacies to bundle unused flu vaccination doses with every purchase of a contraceptive. Senator Jim Talent's Solution to Crime: Federalize It After all, he's federal legislator, so he cannot be seen by the public as Doing Something!!!! on local law enforcement problems. So he gathered up a news conference with local law enforcement and spake:
Speaking at a news conference at the St. Louis County Police headquarters in Clayton, Talent called the Combat Meth Act the most comprehensive anti-meth legislation ever proposed. The bill - sponsored by Talent, R-Mo., and Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif. - would direct $20 million to train police, hire prosecutors and fund programs that help children injured in drug labs. But the bill's focus is restricting the sale of pseudoephedrine, the active ingredient in scores of cold remedies. My senator co-sponsored this bill with Dianne Feinstein. That says it all. They're doing something to make America better and stronger by setting up a vigorish that will fund administration of the tax money redistribution and by making more innocuous behavior (buying too much cough medicine) criminal. The America they're strengthening is the federal government. That America and the amalgamated citizens and states of America are often not the same thing. But He Still Killed Susan Gutweiler From the sound of it, the case against Leonard Little was a little weak:
Stork had testified that Little was windmilling his arms and unable to stand on one foot. Andreski said he didn't recall seeing Little swinging his arms or holding them outward like airplane wings to keep his balance. Andreski said he didn't recall seeing Little swaying or using the Mercedes for support, as Stork had told the jury. Also testifying Friday was Sgt. Darin McClure. Under questioning by prosecutor Mark Bishop, McClure said he administered a breath test at the arrest scene on a portable machine and it showed that Little had been drinking. McClure said also he smelled alcohol on Little's breath. Under Rosenblum's questioning, McClure said Little wasn't stumbling, swaying, losing his balance or smelling of alcohol at the Ladue police station, where he was taken 18 minutes after the traffic stop. "Nothing in this case is consistent with intoxication," Rosenblum said. Were I To Vote, I Would Vote for Frost Cardinals Differ on Who Will Succeed Pope Pujols is said to favor Matthew Arnold, whereas Matt Morris and some of the relief pitchers back Percy Bysshe Shelley. Jim Edmonds publicly espoused Anonymous, which proves he was either joking, is daft, or has some weird Californiaesque buddhist leanings. Girding Up Clinton Supporters Gear Up Against 'Swift Boat' Tactics Fortunately, this still leaves her exposed to deep water navy tactics, including submarine warfare. Friday, April 01, 2005
Unintended Consequences, Again Biometric security at work:
The car, a Mercedes S-class, was protected by a fingerprint recognition system. Thursday, March 31, 2005
Sandy Berger: Slightly Guilty Sandy Berger, the former National Security Adviser accused of putting documents in his socks, has plead guilty to a misdemeanor charge of stealing classified documents. Of course, dear friends, you realize that stealing classified documents remains a misdemeanor only because only powerful people do it; stealing a couple hundred bucks of rare manuscript or something of comparable size and relative value would land you or I, simple citizens, in jail for a long time. But in case you're interested, remember MfBJN provided Stealing Documents In Socks: A Primer last summer to edify you, lawful reader, about how the bad deed is done. (Story seen on Michelle Malkin.) Athletes Refuse Autographs in Rhode Island After all, Rhode Island is legislating away fees for autographs:
Great Minds Think Alike But that won't necessarily explain why I said something with which Professor Bainbridge might agree. In a recent book review, I said:
Robert B. Parker Interview No wonder I have been getting Technorati hits for Robert B. Parker and Spenser. A blogger at Dumpster Bust has a three part interview with the author. Keep That Penumbra In Your Trousers, Miss Ann Althouse, on a ruling that regarding a landlord who wouldn't renew the lease for a trangender group because they were tranrestrooming, comments:
Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Simple Solution Continues to Evade Authorities Loss of Amtrak would derail some travelers' only ride: If:
Without the state's support, the trains would cease to run, according to Jeff Briggs, a spokesman for the Missouri Department of Transportation. Oh, bite my tongue and perhaps my nose as well; Amtrak isn't a service, it's trainfare, and any increase in ticket rates would adversely impact the poorest among us. Like the poverty-stricken anecdote that kicks off the Post-Dispatch story who works as an IT contractor in Kuwait and earns substinence wages doing so. By raising the ticket prices and covering its costs, Amtrak would ensure that some people could still ride the trains, but Amtrak is a government entity. Its goal is not to cover its costs. Its goal is to exist. Also, to get bigger and get more tax money budget if possible. Also, kudos to the Post-Dispatch reporter for leading with the story of someone returning from the Middle East to parallel the contractor with military men and women serving in the area. It's About Our Fair Share, Not Yours Court rules telecommuter must pay taxes:
The Court of Appeals said that computer programmer Thomas Huckaby who lives in Nashville, Tenn., owed New York income tax for his full salary, not just the time he spent working at his employer's New York offices. Huckaby paid tax on about 25 percent of his income over two years for the time he spent working in New York state. But the court upheld a state tax department ruling that all his income should be taxed. That amounts to $4,387 plus interest. However, the ruling could lead to much greater income for the state as it is applied to the growing field of telecommuting. Now, though, New York tips its hand. It's not about commuters paying for their share of services that they use; it's about New York getting what it thinks is its fair share of your income. I truly look forward to the day that some innovative, unelected regulator determines that my telecommuting is taxable in his jurisdiction because my Internet communication hops through a server in his city or state. Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Malkin Favors Disbanding Internet After all, that's what one could extrapolate from her For the Children rant attacking P2P networks:
It's also about sickos and smut purveyors who have unprecedented access to an unimaginable volume of child porn--not to mention photos of children made available to child sex predators through indavertent file-sharing. Perhaps the paradigm and the workings of the Internet are too advanced and too much a part of society to start burning now. But since we're in a pitchfork and torch mood, maybe we shoul ban other peer-to-peer communication systems that allow users to disseminate illegal content. Like the United States Post Office. Anyone, for the cost of a stamp, can mail child pornography to someone else!!!! Or the phone system--anyone with a phone can dial another user and can tell them a social security number or plot a crime! Come to think of it, Malkin's not the first to want to prohibit P2P protocols and technologies. There's a very basic movement afoot to ban another personal communications device used occasionally for illicit means. The gun, and its transmission the bullet, are frequent targets for prohibition because some individuals use them with ill intent. Remove the tool, and you'll remove exercise of the ill intent, right? I'm all for prosecuting people who commit crimes, but I draw the line at banning multiple use technologies that some individuals will use for ill because human nature leads someone to try to use everything for bad purposes. Once you start, you have to draw an arbitrary and ever-more-constricting line at how much ill-intention use demands prohibition. Easy identity theft and copyright infringement don't make Malkin demand prohibition of P2P software, but alleged child pornography does. That's a couple people among millions of users, a rather small percentage indeed. What percentage of bar stools and pool sticks must be broken over malcreants in brawls before we ban them? Ad absurdum or slippery slope? Slippery slope, I fear. Update: Malkin responds to critics in an update to her post:
I guess one could find some call for parental responsibility in her original post, but in plain English, it looks more like a call for agitation and political action than a call for private citizens to monitor their childrens' computer use. Rigged A survey of the 200 best walking cities, and St. Louis comes in at 103 and Milwaukee comes in at 135? Are you kidding me? What, does St. Louis get higher marks for the extreme sport of dodging crumbling facades? (Link seen on Dustbury.) Biased Source Issues Report Apparently, the IRS thinks people aren't paying their fair share:
That gap -- known as the net tax gap -- is between $257 billion and $298 billion, according to preliminary findings from a three-year study on taxpayer compliance released Tuesday. "Even after IRS enforcement efforts and late payments, the government is being shortchanged by over a quarter-trillion dollars by those who pay less than their fair share," said IRS commissioner Mark W. Everson in a statement. I am uncomfortable when the head of the IRS is determining what each person's fair share of tax burden is. I thought we had elected officials to do that, but what we really have is unelected enforcement agents who want more budget and more power. Australian Public Doesn't Favor Protecting but Does Favor Protection Poll: Australia against Taiwan war:
But the same number who oppose involvement in such a war -- 72 percent -- think Australia's alliance with the United States is important for Australia's security. I find it shortsighted and self-serving that the Australian public won't protect a free people from an aggressive and militaristic foe, but that the Australians would certainly expect us to jump in to save them from the same aggressive and militaristic foe. But that's modern Western thought for you. But It's For Homeland Security. And the Children. Gettysburg College President Katherine Haley Will doesn't care for the Department of Education's new spending program:
The government's plan is to track students individually and in full detail as they complete their post-secondary education. The threat to our students' privacy is of grave concern, and the government has not satisfactorily explained why it wants to collect individual information. So it can perform its job more efficiently, of course. That job? To spend vast sums of tax money and acquire more power and budget for itself. Monday, March 28, 2005
Timely Insight Gun scare closes part of Cincinnati airport:
Baggage screeners noticed an X-ray image that resembled a gun after the passenger had picked up the bag and left the checkpoint, said Christopher White, a Transportation Security Administration spokesman in Atlanta. Were this a novel, movie, or an actual plot, the bad guy would have stashed the gun somewhere beyond the checkpoint for an accomplice to retrieve later. Instead, it's an example of befuddled TSA grunts closing down an airport because they couldn't watch the X-rays in real time. UPDATE: Michelle Malkin comments and suspects it was a real gun. Sunday, March 27, 2005
David Nicklaus Promotes Crony Capitalism I've often said that David Nicklaus is the best columnist in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, which doesn't mean I cannot disagree with him, especially when he embraces crony capitalism, like in the column today entitled "Missouri seems too stingy to be slick on luring jobs". Here's the lead:
Missouri has always been among the stingy. It tries to lure employers with its low-tax environment, and it might sweeten the pot with a few tax credits. Nicklaus seems to argue that the Missouri state government should spend state tax money to buy businesses' loyalty, or at least their location in Missouri. While having businesses and employers in the state does affect the citizens positively with jobs and tax revenue for the state which could provide benefits to the citizens, it's rather circular to use the increased tax revenue to provide tax incentives to businesses. Crony capitalism occurs when government officials favor certain businesses with sweetheart deals at the expense of others, and that's what tax incentive packages do; they give certain large (and powerful) companies advantages over the rest of the field, especially the businesses too small or inconsequential to inspire the state government's lust. So pardon me if I disagree, Mr. Nicklaus. Although other states' governments enjoy squandering their residents' tax money to benefit the few (the employees who work for the company and the state's employees who get more money to spend), I don't think that the Missouri state government should competitively transgress against us taxpayers. Although Missouri might lose a couple big fish, ultimately it will benefit from a continued low-tax environment that encourages entrepreneurs to start their businesses here and to maintain their businesses here. Even if our only benefit as citizens comes from the satisfaction in knowing that our state understands its limitations, almost. Go Phish Some phish scammers really don't put any effort into it. Check out this phish I received today and the domain that displays when I mouse over the "official" link provided: Click for full size I mean, come on, how about registering a second host name aside from your primary line of business, pornography, guys? Is a little effort too much to expect from confidence boys? |
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