Musings from Brian J. Noggle: I Am Like The Obama

Friday, June 19, 2009

I Am Like The Obama

Sorry to brag about myself, but I have personally saved or created 300 million American lives by not killing anyone today.

- posted by Brian J. @ 8:52 AM

Comments:

You are, it seems, entitled to an ice cream!

# posted by

Ed : Sunday, June 21, 2009 10:47:00 AM

Not only that, but I am entitled to a taxpayer-subsidized all expense paid trip to New York for ice cream.

# posted by

Brian J. : Sunday, June 21, 2009 4:16:00 PM

Brian,
What kind of ice cream are you going to buy, or is that above your paygrade?

# posted by

Unknown : Tuesday, June 23, 2009 12:28:00 PM

Some say that,uh, chocolate is better because it comes from cacao beans, and other, uh, extremists prefer vanilla because it comes from the Vanilla planifolia plant. Both were introduced to the empires, uh, of Europe by Cortes, the conqueror of, uh, the the Mexica Tenochca peoples of Mexico in the 16th century.

Next question?

# posted by

Brian J. : Tuesday, June 23, 2009 8:40:00 PM

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