Musings from Brian J. Noggle
Thursday, February 26, 2009
An Nogglian Law Coming Soon To Mandatory Healthcare Near You
Cradle-to-grave health insurance becomes more cost effective, yea, efficient, the closer the grave is to the cradle.

Build that into political law at your own risk.

Just kidding! If you're building the laws, you have special exemptions.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009
A Name So Good, I'm Starting A Band To Use It
44 Knives and Sharp Instruments.

Can any of youse guys play instruments or sing? Because I was envisioning my role to be more like C or C from C & C Music Factory.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009
I Thought It Was A Different Kind Of Religious School
My toddler attends a preschool thing at the local religious school. I was under the impression it was a Christian school of some sort, but he came home with this idol, so I'm not sure:

Cthulhu fhtagn!

I have seen that sort of thing in Lovecraftian nightmares.

I lost 1d4 SAN just looking at it.

Monday, February 23, 2009
Changing Tense
My wife points out the Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal is our age.

I guess I can go from wasting my life to wasted my life at any time.

Sunday, February 22, 2009
Book Report: Good Intentions by Ogden Nash (1942?)
This book collects some of Nash's work in an around the World War II era, complete with mocking tones about Mussolini and Germany. However, it includes some gems of zingers and whatnot and amusing enough poetry to read aloud to a couple of children who don't get the point but like to chant when they hear words they recognize.

I liked the book, and I hope some day I get to use "Who was Ogden Nash?" as a Jeopardy! question.

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