Friday, June 19, 2009
I Am Like The Obama
Sorry to brag about myself, but I have personally saved or created 300 million American lives by not killing anyone today.

You are, it seems, entitled to an ice cream!

Not only that, but I am entitled to a taxpayer-subsidized all expense paid trip to New York for ice cream.

What kind of ice cream are you going to buy, or is that above your paygrade?

Some say that,uh, chocolate is better because it comes from cacao beans, and other, uh, extremists prefer vanilla because it comes from the Vanilla planifolia plant. Both were introduced to the empires, uh, of Europe by Cortes, the conqueror of, uh, the the Mexica Tenochca peoples of Mexico in the 16th century.

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