The Secret
How does a couple not on the guest list bypass White House security to get into the premises to mingle with the President and all the President's men? However does one get through a tight net composed of the Secret Service, the military, and "You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the FBI"?
By being swarthy, communicating with terrorists, and arguing for Jihad when told they're not on the list. Same as everyone else.
Somehow, this thought was more wry and amusing before I wrote it. Sorry.