Saturday, July 04, 2009
Kicking Taylor Swift to the Curb
I'm giving up Taylor Swift as my current songstress crush because, frankly, a large number of her songs refer to her Daddy, and each time she does, I'm reminded that her Daddy is probably my age, and that makes me feel creepy. If it makes me feel creepy, it must be creepy indeed.

Instead, here's Jane Monheit:

I am pretty sure Monheit translates into Hot, man in some language.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."