Friday, March 27, 2009
Another Country and Western Music Law
Country and Western singers and band members (particularly men) should not have more than one capital letter in their last names, such as Rascal Flatts members Gary LeVox and Jay DeMarcus.

The fact that the other member of the group, Joe Don Rooney, has two first names in his professional name, cannot salvage any C&W credibility with the group.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."