Thursday, November 20, 2008
Metrosexual Alert: Zac Brown
Ladies and gentlemen, up and coming country and western singer Zac Brown is a metrosexual.

Zac Brown: Metrosexual

Let's look at the textual evidence within his paean to all things country, "Chicken Fried":

    You know I like my chicken fried
    Cold beer on a Friday night
    A pair of jeans that fit just right
    And the radio up
Jeans that fit just right? Ladies and gentlemen, real men do not understand the concept of jeans that fit just right. Women's jeans, apparently, have 132 different variables in cut, shape, and jib. Women worry about jeans fitting just right. A man worries about jeans merely fitting, which means the button closes and not too much sock shows. Fitting just right sounds an awful lot like Zac Brown has spent time in trendy urban outfitters, getting custom denim cut for him. He probably uses body wash, too.

And that's just not manly. Know your inseam and your waist and take the one off of the top of the stack at Walmart, you sissy.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."