Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Another Legend Returns
Lance Armstrong returns to bike racing:
    Lance Armstrong is welcome to compete in the 2009 Tour de France, Tour officials have told USA TODAY in an e-mail.

    "Yes, if Lance will have a license and if he is in a team that we will choose for the Tour, L.A. (Lance Armstrong) will be at the start of the 2009's Tour de France in Monaco the 4th of July," race director Christian Prudhomme said."But it's a long way until July 2009."
The bad news? He's biking for the New York Jets.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."