Musings from Brian J. Noggle: Another Country Blonde

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Another Country Blonde

All right, all right, GAC and CMT: Julianne Hough is attractive:

You're only playing her once an hour, so I get the point.

She's also a young one, like Taylor Swift. What the heck is going on with country music turning into pop music with its focus on young stars? I wrote back in 2003 about how the charts were skewing younger, which meant that as I grew older, I couldn't connect with the music since I was no longer 20 and in love for the first time.

Fortunately, country and western hasn't gone that far yet. For every Hough and Swift, we still get some Trace Adkins, Montgomery Gentry, or oldsters like LeeAnn Rimes.

Hopefully, though, success will allow Hough to buy something to eat. She's got blue eyes, blonde hair, pretty skin, and functional bones, but it looks like her man will have to do a lot of gratuitous lifting in their relationship.

- posted by Brian J. @ 12:33 PM

Comments:

You are an IDIOT!!

# posted by

Anonymous : Thursday, July 03, 2008 5:03:00 PM

Well said. I withdraw my idiocy.

Anonymous is right. Julianne Hough is a cow.

# posted by

Brian J. : Thursday, July 03, 2008 7:24:00 PM

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