Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Mystery of the Teleporting Terrorists
They might have fooled everyone else, but they have not fooled Senator Obama:
    "These are the same guys who helped to engineer the distraction of the war in Iraq at a time when we could have pinned down the people who actually committed 9/11," the presumed nominee told reporters aboard his campaign plane.
Funny, I thought the guys who actually committed it died in the plane crashes with their victims. But if Senator Obama's foreign policy comic book indicates that the people who actually committed 9/11 somehow escaped through evil science or magic, he's right that the United States better ramp up on that technique, stat.

Rumor has it that the Bushies are hiding the REAL culprits somewhere in the 57th state.

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