Whatever Happened To....?
Remember that Stupid as Kryptonite (or some such) guy? In the old days, apparently people linked to him and he got an early paid blogging job for a left-leaning consortium or something? You ever wonder what happened to him?
Me, either; I didn't think about him until he sent me an e-mail trying to sell me counterfeit software:

Oh, how the mitey have fallen.
(Sure, it could be a random combination of names built by a spambot. But which narrative would you prefer to perfect your reality?)