Monday, April 07, 2008
 
A Positive Spin on a Recession
The St. Louis Post-Dispatch front page headline on Sunday put a positive spin on any potential recession or economic slowing:

Recessions cause belt-tightening


That is: A recession would have a positive impact on the obesity epidemic in America! I mean, if you're tightening your belt, you're losing weight, am I right?

Apparently, the Post-Dispatch thought it over and didn't want any positive spin on it at all, which is why the story is entitled As the economy slips, consumer face tough choices.

Still, a recession or, even better, a depression, would get Americans back down to sustenance level calories, which would no doubt prepare us for a post-Kyotoesque-treaty economy.


- posted by Brian J. @ 12:10 PM
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