Thursday, April 10, 2008
 
Man Hits Tree With Car; Two Women's Cars Hit Trees with Women Inside
Check out this reportage of three accidents in Missouri in the last day:

The man is active voice and is responsible for his accident:
    Just after it started raining Wednesday evening, Jeremy D. Evans, 34, of Imperial, ran his 1986 Ford F150 pickup truck into a tree.
The first woman, though, was just unfortunate that her big mean vehicle acted of its own accord:
    Allen's car left the road and hit a tree, police said.
Finally, a second woman fell prey to wandering car syndrome:
    The car went off the left side of the road, hit a concrete median and came to rest on the left shoulder of the highway, police said.
Also, note that the women were wearing seatbelts, which led to "moderate" injuries; the man, not wearing a seatbelt, also had "moderate" injuries, as though the consequences of ignoring the government diktat had no affect at all.


 
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