Monday, February 11, 2008
 
Another Highlight Reel Headline
Safety experts dis' Hannah:
    Many parents consider Hannah Montana a role model for children. But a scene in her current blockbuster movie is drawing negative attention from some safety experts.

    The scene shows the 15-year-old Disney superstar and her dad, country music star Billy Ray Cyrus, riding in the rear seat of a Range Rover on the way to a rehearsal for their sold-out concert tour. In real life, Hannah is Miley Cyrus.

    Neither was wearing a seat belt.
Oh, for Pete's sake. For starters, it's not a real dis, it's a press release by an organization that lives to put out nitpicky press releases about its cause du jour.

But to put dis in your headline. 90s urban slang, for Pete's sake.

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch is such low-hanging fruit.


- posted by Brian J. @ 7:30 PM
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