Musings from Brian J. Noggle: Everything I Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten, Noggle Edition, I

Monday, October 15, 2007

Everything I Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten, Noggle Edition, I

Hit the kids who are bigger than you from behind with a Six Million Dollar Man lunchbox full of dirt.

A tactic that I employ often to this day.

- posted by Brian J. @ 3:01 PM

Comments:

I assume you will be teaching this vital piece of childhood survival to the boy child....?

# posted by

Deb : Tuesday, October 16, 2007 1:25:00 PM

I will warn him about it. There won't be many larger than he.

# posted by

Brian J. : Tuesday, October 16, 2007 7:17:00 PM

That's one way to deal with pesky developers.

# posted by

gimlet : Saturday, October 20, 2007 1:39:00 AM

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