Monday, September 24, 2007
Zombie Accelerator
You know the phrase "wouldn't be caught dead in"? Doesn't that phrase really identify the garment in question as some sort of zombie accelerator? I mean, seriously, if you're planning your life-after-death, I guess it's worthwhile to think what sort of outfit will make you faster and all, but I have better ways to spend my time.

Like making long almost-puns that amuse no one but myself.

(This musing based upon this post.)

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."