Sunday, September 23, 2007
The Skrulls Attack!
Alien foe imperils KC conventions:
    When the mayor named a 73-year-old grandmother to the city's park board -- which considers issues like off-leash dog areas and outdoor party permits -- the move might have gone largely unnoticed.

    But Frances B. Semler's appointment could now cost the city millions of dollars because she is a member of the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps, a group that advocates vigilante patrolling of the Mexican border and reports illegal immigrants to authorities.

    Her membership has drawn sharp criticism from the National Council of La Raza, the nation's largest Hispanic advocacy group, and the NAACP. Both groups are threatening to show their displeasure by canceling conventions scheduled to be held in Kansas City.
Well, that's disappointing; instead of a real alien foe, we've got the normal victim groups threatening Armageddon over a secure borders advocate, both of which call her a racist no doubt with no self-consciousness that their very groups work to isolate and elevate particular races by name (Colored People and The Race).

I almost wish it were the Skrulls, because at least they shape shift instead of forcing everything else to change shape to accommodate them.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."