Saturday, September 01, 2007
Fool, Money Reunited
Waukesha man loses pants, but not his shirt:
    The worst part wasn't that Mark Stahnke woke up Monday morning in the patio chair of some neighbor he didn't know.

    Or that his pants were missing.

    The worst part was the contents of his missing pants: a cashier's check for $41,093, which he meant to give to his son, and several hundred dollars in cash that he had gotten from the bank.

    Stahnke still doesn't know what happened between the time he left a bar Sunday night and the time he woke up in some stranger's backyard Monday morning, but thanks to an honest citizen who found the missing pants and returned all the contents to the local authorities, Stahnke retrieved his valuables Friday from the Waukesha Police Department.

    He got the pants back, too.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."