Saturday, June 02, 2007
 
But I Am Not Fully Adjusted To The Life-Altering Segway Human Transporter Yet
Reader's Digest hyperbolically identifies 25 Products That Will Change Your Life.

The list includes:
  • The Oregon Scientific Wireless BBQ Thermometer, a thing you can stick into your meat while it's on the barbecue that has a wireless pager you can wear on your belt that will let you know when the food is done.
  • The Anycom HCC-210 Bluetooth Car Kit, a quick and easy speakerphone kit for cars.
  • Tech-Ezz Wackerchaps, some sort of overshoes for lawnmowing chores.
  • The InnoDesk Thermo-Cut Tape Gun, a packing tape dispenser with some cutting edge cutting edge.
And twenty-one more such things which will alter the very fabric of our existence and cause city planners to redesign their New Urbanist projects.

Unfortunately, they've only changed my life by removing the couple minutes I spent skimming the article. At least I got a blog post out of it.


 
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