Friday, May 18, 2007
 
I Believe They're Called Insurgents Now
Gorilla Injures 4 in Zoo in Brief Escape:
    A 400-pound gorilla escaped from his enclosure and ran amok in a Rotterdam zoo Friday, biting one woman, dragging her around, and causing panic among dozens of visitors before he was finally subdued, officials and a witness said.
After all, he's only fighting for a just cause: he wants to be recognized as a man.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."