Wednesday, April 18, 2007
 
Trainjacking
Not quite, but in California, the bad guys stopped a train and pulled its engineer off for a beating:
    The engineer of an Amtrak Capitol Corridor train was seriously injured Monday night in West Sacramento after a group of people forced the train to stop, dragged the engineer from the train and assaulted him with rocks and bottles, according to Capitol Corridor officials.
Quick, let's use this isolated incident to expand the Federal bureaucracy, to fund reinforced engine doors, to expand the rail marshal program, and to make taking a train as onerous as riding in a plane.


 
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