Machine Guns Not Illegal For The More Equal Citizens
In a move certain to bolster respect for law and order amongst the civilian population, we discover that police are
apparently allowed to personally own fully automatic weapons:
Federal prosecutors dropped the criminal case against the last of three Illinois State Police officers accused of federal machine-gun law violations — and signaled Tuesday that charges against a fourth man may soon be addressed.
Assistant U.S. Attorney James Crowe dismissed a charge of illegal possession of a machine gun against Special Agent John Yard of Collinsville.
Because, you know, they're just better than civilians.
Someone let me know if I'm misreading this.