Friday, April 20, 2007
 
It's Called a Bag of Holding
How else do you bring a mace to school when you want to show a teacher some clerical attitude adjusting?
    "It's heavy, and it's metal, and it's sharp," Detective Sgt. Darlene Breitenstein said of the weapon. The girl, who is being held at the Lake County (Ind.) Juvenile Justice Center on battery charges, told police she brought the weapon to school because she was "tired of getting picked on." "I took the weapon to the detention center for the judge to see," Breitenstein said. Charmella Greer of the Gary Community School Corp. said the school system plans to take disciplinary action against the freshman. She said she did not know how the girl managed to smuggle the large weapon past school metal detectors.
She swung on the teacher and missed, but sometimes they even try when their THAC0s are 20.

(Link seen on Ace of Spades HQ.)


 
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