Musings from Brian J. Noggle: Rhetorical Legal Questions

Musings from Brian J. Noggle

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Rhetorical Legal Questions

Is it felony animal cruelty to pierce your cat's ears?
Is it felony child abuse to make a set of eyes that light up when a remote control triggers them, place that set of eyes in the cold air return, and trip them when your newly-mobile baby crawls to the cold air return and starts tugging at the grate?

I ask not so much because I'm contemplating either action, but because I want to be the number one Internet resource for knowledge about both (or at least, a high search result for either question).

I mean, I need the traffic.

- posted by Brian J. @ 1:33 PM

Comments:

as of 3/28 you are the top Google search return for that exact question in quotes and also without quotes.......

# posted by

Anonymous : Wednesday, March 28, 2007 7:26:00 AM

Success becomes me.

# posted by

Brian J. : Wednesday, March 28, 2007 7:27:00 AM

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