Wednesday, February 28, 2007
 
When 101 Years Old You Reach, Look This Good You Will Not
Someone's attempt at planned obsolescence has gone horribly, horribly wrong:
    Six years before the RMS Titanic set sail on its doomed maiden voyage, a Great Lakes steamship was launched, and it's still in operation.

    Now called St. Marys
    [sic] Challenger, it is the oldest ship still in service on the Great Lakes. This winter, the 101-year-old Challenger is docked in South Chicago while a maintenance crew from Milwaukee does minor repairs to get it ready for spring sailing.
No, wait; back in the old days, they built simple things that could run for a long time instead of complicated things that break right away. Because in the distant past, quality was a virtue more important than mere profit to companies and a feature more important than any bell or whistle to customers who had attention spans measured in generations instead of seasons.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."