Tuesday, February 27, 2007
 
Crack St. Louis Post-Dispatch Investigative Team Reports Contents of Hand-Written Sign On Business
Sign says Allen Cab has gone out of business:
    The Allen Cab Co., whose owner was recently found after a seven-day disappearance, appears to have closed.

    A makeshift sign hangs on the front door of the building along 17th Street that once bustled with about 120 drivers and 100 cabs. It reads: "Sorry, we're closed. Contact the Metropolitan Taxicab Commission for further questions. Thank you, #321."
In another breaking report, we find that Nelson's Haberdashery is Out to Lunch - Back at 1:15!


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."