Monday, December 11, 2006
 
Glad They Got Something for Her
Nicole Ritchie, arrested and released on bail:
    According to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Departmentexternal link report, Richie was set free on $15,000 bail. She was listed in her police report as being 5-foot-1 and 85 pounds.
There's no jail that could hold her, as she could slip between the bars if she wanted to. So it's good they got bail for her.


 
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