Musings from Brian J. Noggle: Worst Storm Season Ever Thanks To Man-Made Global Warming

Friday, November 10, 2006

Worst Storm Season Ever Thanks To Man-Made Global Warming

Well, why aren't the climate experts making that claim? Because the bad storms are happening on Saturn:

NASA says its Cassini spacecraft has found a hurricane-like storm at Saturn's South Pole, nearly 5,000 miles across -- or two-thirds Earth's diameter.

"It looks like a hurricane, but it doesn't behave like a hurricane," said Andrew Ingersoll, a member of Cassini's imaging team at the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena, Calif. "Whatever it is, we're going to focus on the eye of this storm and find out why it's there."

Maybe it's an ozone hole or something on account of all the CFCs.

- posted by Brian J. @ 7:26 PM

Comments:

And of course FEMA still hasn't moved in to help.

# posted by

Anonymous : Saturday, November 11, 2006 8:53:00 AM

It's the Saturn VUE. I don't care if they call it a "crossover," it's still an Evil SUV.

# posted by

CGHill : Saturday, November 11, 2006 10:35:00 AM

I don't know, McGehee; I've heard rumors that FEMA debit cards have been used at strip clubs on Triton.

# posted by

Brian J. : Saturday, November 11, 2006 3:03:00 PM

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