A Little Inference Never Hurt Nobody
When you're married, sometimes you let a little inference work for you. It's not deception, exactly. For example:
I said: Should I take the leftover Halloween candy to work?
She inferred: To share with coworkers.
I really meant: For lunch.
Everyone's happy. Except maybe my coworkers.
UPDATE: Number of SweeTarts that it takes until you begin to hallucinate: 597.