Thursday, September 21, 2006
It Only Makes Sense
The CDC recommends regular AIDS testing for people 13-64.

    Federal health officials Thursday recommended regular, routine testing for the AIDS virus for all Americans ages 13 to 64, saying an HIV test should be as common as a cholesterol check.
Because you're just as likely on any given day to eat eggs and cheeseburgers as you are to have sex with an intraveneous drug-using homosexuals who trades sex for drugs.

Oh, right, like I'm the only one who tosses that coin every morning.

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."