Monday, August 21, 2006
 
Wherein I Admit That My Offspring Is A Genius
That is correct, my Post Fetal Creature (PFC) is a freakin' genius. He's only six weeks old and he's already talking. Well, he's said his first word, anyway. That is correct, at only six weeks old, my heir said, quite clearly, "a."

What, you noun-and-verb fetishists, an indefinite article isn't good enough for a first word? No, you want "mommy" or "dada" or "absquatulate" before you'll consider it a word.

You're just jealous of my child's obvious gifts.


- posted by Brian J. @ 9:54 PM
Comments:
I don't think it counts unless you get at least a definite article out of him.

And no, "da" does not count. Unless it is immediately followed by "Mystery of Chessboxin'" or something similarly Wu-Tangish.
# posted by Blogger gimlet : Monday, August 21, 2006 10:37:00 PM
 


See? Jealous!
# posted by Blogger Brian J. : Tuesday, August 22, 2006 5:49:00 AM
 


I think "da" should count. Are you sure he didn't leave off the "d" just to throw some confusion on you?
# posted by Blogger Deb : Tuesday, August 22, 2006 7:18:00 AM
 


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