Musings from Brian J. Noggle: The Secret Of My Success, Revealed!

Saturday, July 15, 2006

The Secret Of My Success, Revealed!

Why did a hottie take up with a down-on-his-English-degree printing press operator like me?

Because chicks dig sardonic humor and classical allusions, apparently.

Remember, Googlers, when you're trying to figure out how to attract hot women, the answer is read more Shakespeare.

- posted by Brian J. @ 10:24 AM

Comments:

Don't forget extreme intelligence and the ability to use big words without breaking a sweat.

My dream relationship is with a scientist. Preferrably one with an accent and a streak of sarcasm.

Oh hey wait.. I already have that. PERFECT. LOL

# posted by

Deb : Sunday, July 16, 2006 8:37:00 AM

I'll believe this when Angelina dumps Brad in favor of someone who can tell jokes about Beowulf.

# posted by

CGHill : Sunday, July 16, 2006 9:23:00 AM

Brad Pitt went to a very good high school, so perhaps he's classically educated. After all, Kickapoo High School in Springfield, Missouri, also matriculated my hottie.

# posted by

Brian J. : Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:12:00 PM

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