UPDATE: I'm Not Answering The Door, Either
In
this post, I explain why random events outside of the home make me afraid to leave my house. Now, thanks to
Ace, I have a new irrational fear:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ali.
Ali who?
Jeez, folks, dial my number from your cellular phone when you're on my porch, otherwise, I'll think you're coming to give me the death roll in my own front yard.