Emu Update: The Carbondale Police Have Reloaded
A new nugget of fact in
this story about the Carbondale Emu:
Police are searching for the bird's owner.
He or she had better not act aggessive or elusive--running up to 35 mph (in short bursts, as Grygrx pointed out)--otherwise it's skybusting time on the ground.
Fortunately, though, the ultimate pet is the ultimate protector:
Well, honestly, he wasn't exactly bulletproof. Just really, really hard to bring down.
(More on the Carbondale Emu
here and
here.)