102nd Use For A Dead Chihuahua
Cudgel:
A woman is accused of repeatedly hitting a dog breeder on the head with a dead Chihuahua puppy because she was upset it had died.
Good news for the victim, though:
The breeder did not seek medical attention, police said...
Because it's always damn embarrassing to end up in traction from a crazed chihuahua attack...
but she and two other people in the home got temporary orders of protection against the dog owner.
Because you never know when the nutbar will come back with a dead Saint Bernard and do the job right.