Thursday, May 25, 2006
 
Victory for British Police: One Fewer Armed Klingon
Star Trek blade seized:
    THIS five-foot martial arts sword capable of beheading a man was recovered by shocked cops in a house raid.

    The terrifying Batleth weapon is identical to one wielded by Klingon aliens in the Star Trek sci-fi films.

    Officers seized the three-handled sword — which has huge pointed blades at either end — at a home in Gloucester.
It would be funny if, deep down, I wasn't afraid that these brilliant ideas--seizing all knives and knife turn-in amnesty programs and the eventual outlawing of the fetal position as a defense because it offends those who've had abortions--were impossible here.


- posted by Brian J. @ 7:11 PM
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