Saturday, May 06, 2006
 
Having Destroyed Earth's Climate, Bush Turns His Sites On The Rest of the Solar System
New Storm on Jupiter Hints at Climate Change:
    The latest images could provide evidence that Jupiter is in the midst of a global change that can modify temperatures by as much as 10 degrees Fahrenheit on different parts of the globe.
Almost as though climate change happened cylically, naturally, and without the intervention of a sentient species.

But in the good news within this bad news for environmentalists:
  • It will be overlooked by the tinny orchestra of the media and public consciousness.

  • Al Gore has an opportunity to his ultimate action film, this time set in space and maybe starring Vin Diesel.

 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."