Saturday, April 29, 2006
 
Words That Do Not Belong In Country Songs, Part II
Bling-bling, as in "Celebrity":
    Well, I don't give a dang about nothing I'm singing and bling-blinging
I don't care how big your belt buckle is nor how much your spurs resemble spinners, cowpoke, you should never refer to them as bling-bling.

Exception to the Rule: You may refer to bling-bling if it's the sound you hear when your shots at a rival who's done wronged you ricochet.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."