Tuesday, January 31, 2006
 
Another Casualty from That Lockheed Martin Missile Plant
Skier Accused Of Punching Teen Snowboarder:
    A man is charged with assault after he allegedly beat a female teenage snowboarder who crashed into his daughter at Steamboat Ski Area over the weekend.

    The collision knocked both girls to the ground but neither were seriously injured.

    Randell Berg, of Littleton
    [Colorado], saw the crash and yelled profanities at the teen as he allegedly punched her in the head and neck, Steamboat police said.
Or maybe it's because of Bush or something. Please, Michael Moore, help me understand how this can take place in Colorado, that microcosm for America.


 
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