Already Have One, Thanks
Excellent opportunity in the mail yesterday:
Brian,
I'd like to talk to you concerning a full or part time management opportunity with my company. Please call me at 636-xxx-xxxx.
Thank you,
Len De Clue
Come on, if you're looking for suckers, don't insult their intelligence on the first contact. Although, in retrospect, this is probably a good mechanism for vetting leads. If they want you, Len de Clue, they're ripe for the harvest.