Saturday, November 19, 2005
 
If Called, I Will Serve
If my home state needs me, I will serve in the invasion of Illinois. That is, if Wisconsin and Chicago have a war over water, my side is clear.

And just in case you wonder, I would have had to come down on the side of Kilbourntown in Milwaukee's Bridge War because I'm from the northwest side.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."