Sunday, October 16, 2005
 
The Secret The Tabloids Won't Share

Katie Holmes is pregnant with Nick Lachey's baby, which explains the breakup with Jessica Simpson.

I mean, for crying out loud, it's obvious. But the tabloids won't tell you because they're in bed with the celebrities they cover, regardless of whatever they tell you. And the stars' publicists won't let the tabloids reveal the real secrets.


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."