Friday, October 28, 2005
 
The Noggle 50/50 Rule of Music Appreciation
When attending a performance of an attractive young jazz singer performing scorching love songs, be sure to spend at least fifty percent of the performance gazing admiringly at your beautiful wife.


- posted by Brian J. @ 9:21 PM
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Can the beautiful wife in question sing?
# posted by Blogger CGHill : Saturday, October 29, 2005 3:48:00 PM
 


In the interest of protecting my territory, I cannot publicly state whether or not said beautiful wife can sing and does, beautifully, with the local community chorus; whether or not said beautiful wife can play piano, trumpet, clarinet, flute, and so on, occasionally with the local community band; and whether or not said beautiful wife can actually cook and bake exceptionally well.

Because such beautiful wives are a scarce resource.
# posted by Blogger Brian J. : Saturday, October 29, 2005 11:01:00 PM
 


Point taken; the question is withdrawn.
# posted by Blogger CGHill : Sunday, October 30, 2005 6:22:00 AM
 


You'll forgive my impertinence, but as you're an eligible bachelor, you do show up on the threat matrix.
# posted by Blogger Brian J. : Sunday, October 30, 2005 10:02:00 AM
 


"Bachelor" is at least plausible; "eligible" doesn't come close.
# posted by Blogger CGHill : Monday, October 31, 2005 11:25:00 AM
 


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