Thursday, October 27, 2005
 
The Excuse I'll Use
Scantily Clad Model Upsets Neighborhood:
    According to Hill and some of his neighbors, a camera crew for the men's magazine Maxim was taking pictures of a woman whose attire ranged from a billowing dress to pasties and panties. Some neighbors called police and tried to take pictures of the photo shoot as evidence.
Evidence. Right. Somehow, though, I suspect that most of those "some neighbors" answer to the pronoun "he."


 
To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."