Friday, October 07, 2005
Conan the Barbarian Special Governor's Cut
Mongol General: "What is best in life?"

Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, to hear the lamentations of their women, and to protect their children from video games that depict serious injury to human beings in a manner that is especially heinous, atrocious, or cruel."

To say Noggle, one first must be able to say the "Nah."